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Fruit Punch Oatmeal (Day 75)

4/30/2023 Sunday

You can mix peach and strawberry instant oatmeal, if you want to. There was one packet of each in a basket in the kitchen—the real sugary kind. I needed something easy. The mixture has a fruit-punch vibe to it that I dig, being the sophisticate that I am. I paired it with perfectly cooked toast dripping in butter. Just a dash of salt, too.

We cleaned out the rental house, but I think we forgot some stuff in the refrigerator. I took a can of pineapple juice for the road. Ben drove us back to Taylor Mountain Overlook, with a stop at Stanimals Hostel in Glasgow to drop off some extra food (we will stop there next, in a few days). Taking a detour to Glasgow meant a slightly longer, but much less winding, drive. Benny thrilled at the fog up on the ridge, which we reached via the Blue Ridge Parkway. He loves fog. A Colorado boy through and through, but a sucker for them Eastern mountain mists.

I leapfrogged with some real nice folks: Boxer Mom, a middle school teacher with a middle-school-teacher level of energy and a sweet boxer named Otis who falls asleep in her arms when she holds him like a baby; Alabama Chowder, now with his dog Peja (pronounced PAY-uh); City Dog, a graphic designer from NYC whom we met back at 655ish and who struck me immediately as very conscientious. A few others too, but mostly I walked alone.

I was fighting off another headache. Damnit. But I did fight it off! It just made the day somewhat of a bummer. Still, we didn’t get nearly as much rain as we expected.

I set my sights on Cove Mountain Shelter, just under 11 miles out. I wanted a shorter day to reset myself. Cove Mountain is one of the rare-ish dry shelters. And not just a little dry: the last water headed northbound is 3.4 miles before the shelter. I lugged four liters uphill, but after that the path leveled out and was easy walking.

The rhododendrons here are well on their way to full bloom. I’d be distressed at the apparent effects of climate change, but I took a sacred vow never to associate negative emotions with rhodie blooms. There’s also a tall shrub blooming like pink and white firecrackers. I’ll post a pic so someone can identify. I can tell you the terrain of any part of any trail I’ve ever hiked, but I can’t identify plants worth a damn.

A thin strip of dark, threatening clouds gathered over an adjacent ridge. Didn’t look too neighborly. I pushed for the shelter but fell short and got caught in some light rain. The winds were exhilarating! Such energy and excitement! It reminded me of watching a thunderstorm arrive from the safety of our front porch as a kid. It’s raw, intimidating power, but it makes me smile.

When I got to the shelter the whole gang was there, waiting out the rain. Wedge stayed for a bit but decided to push on—he prefers to camp near water. Zeke, a retired HR rep, said she felt relieved I was staying because it meant she wouldn’t be alone tonight. It’s not a popular shelter on account of the dryness. It’s not a desert or anything; it sits in a tall, swaying, gorgeous forest. There just aren’t any streams or springs. That’s a plus in my book. Fewer people, cleaner site, reduced bugs, less chance of bear activity.

I thought Zeke might be a retired nun when I met her. I do not mean that to be pejorative! She’s got short hair and very practical glasses. I don’t know what else it was about her habitus that pushed a “nun button” in my head. I only bring it up because it gave me an idea. What about a stage play, set in an AT shelter on a rainy day, where a series of very different people meet over the course of a day. One character could be a dashing, queer atheist (~38 years old, very charming and popular). He went to Catholic school and has lunch with a retired nun. What would they talk about? What’s the denouement? This is why I’m not a fiction writer—I can never decide what should happen in a story.

Two other dudes showed up, but they tented. I was torn between setting up my tent or sleeping in the shelter. There were a few OK sites near the privy, but they didn’t look that well drained and there may be more rain tonight. And for now it’s just Zeke and me in the shelter, so plenty of room. It’s nice to be able to look out on the trees blowing in the strong winds. Could be a bit cool tonight and tomorrow. There’s another reason I like dry camping: creek valleys and the like are so cold and clammy at night!

I think I may have to take a break from pouch fish for a little while. Something flipped my “tuna switch” and now the thought of it in my food bag is super unappealing.

This is the second time I’ve waited out rain in Cove Mountain Shelter. I’m 15 miles short of where I left off in 2021. Just 15 miles ahead and there’ll be new (to me) trail

Sights from the hike along the Blue Ridge Parkway.
That shrub I was telling you about.
The view out the front of the shelter. It’s much less level than it looks.


7 responses to “Fruit Punch Oatmeal (Day 75)”

  1. Ahh, That wonderful old porch swing at your old house. You had to be careful not to swing too far backwards or the rain coming in the opening would get you.
    You and Ben would adore where I live, just sayin’. My garden is bursting with Rhododendron and our mornings are misty more often than not.

    I like your play idea. Your nun and atheist could talk to every other character who comes and goes about religion, but never with each other. They might discuss everything else about their lives except religion. Or a clever writer might find a way for them to discuss religion in such an abstract way that each thinks the other one believes the same thing. How compelling would that tension be when they discover the truth?

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    1. Love it! Didn’t know they grew in the southern hemisphere!!! I assume they grow upside down?

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  2. Doug, you would love Emily and Michael’s neighborhood. The trees are so beautiful. I was always tempted to run out in the rain on that porch. It seemed so daring. Wow, you’ve nearly set a personal AT record. That is so exciting!! Zoey and Bailey met for the first time and Ben finally saw our house last night.

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    1. I’m glad we can now stop feeling bad we were sure he already had. How did the doggos get on???

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      1. Pretty well actually. They were chill except I was taken off guard when Zoe tried to jump on my lap though lol.

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  3. I found Cove Mountain, but the lure of Black Horse Gap got me. As did the heart & lap) warming pics of Zoey. Whata pooch. Now I do wish the pic of you and Ben had been more of a closeup, but it was good to see you both. And together. I keep reading this as a draft of Grandma, but for this reader of the book, the last ¶s of day 74 is what I would connect with. You speak to the some of the meaning of this experience. (Of course, what you had for lunch is gripping,,,,). If you do get really curious about a plant, the PlantNet app is really good—good options based on your pic and links to its commonnames, history, medical uses—just what you might need! Doug, do you read email too. I had a publishing question?
    Linda

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    Those look like Azaleas. They’re gorgeous and showy (so Pink!) but also still dainty with their projecting stamens.

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