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Not Ol’ Betsy! (Day 31)
“That’s me. I’m watching you. You’re doing great” –Naomi Nagata 3/17/2023 Friday Dear Reader, please help me. I’m trapped listening to just the worst conversation while waiting for a shuttle from the hostel that’s 20 minutes late. For the last few days, I’ve kept running into a person who just sets my teeth on edge.… Continue reading
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300 Miles (Day 30)
3/16/2023 Thursday Well, the crabbiness passed in the night. In the morning something in me softened—I think it happened when I helped Hide reacquire a piece of gear. Hide wasn’t there at the shelter; I helped by passing on a message—long story. Continue reading
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The Lonely Hikers Club (Day 29)
3/15/2023 Wednesday Last night somebody started washing pots and pans, loudly, right outside the cheap door to my bedroom, at 10:30 at goddamn night. I went out and said, politely at first, “what the fuck are you doing?” He was reluctant to stop and carried on for ten more minutes before I came out and… Continue reading
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A Cold Spring Day in Hot Springs (Day 28)
3/14/2023 Tuesday Hostel noise has a way of drawing you to wakefulness in the morning. It’s honestly a very gentle way to wake, under the right conditions. In the morning, I met the other half of the couple that own the hostel (Sunshine and Jumanji). Continue reading
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To Garenflo Gap With the Giggle Gaggle! (Day 27)
3/13/2023 Monday When I arrived last night at the shelter area, Indiana told me that the precip was done. His confidence did not persuade me—quite the opposite. The light rain continued most of the night and sounded a bit icy on the outside of the tent. Continue reading
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Rhetoric Unbound (Day 26)
3/12/2023 Sunday When I looked out the hotel window in the dark this morning, the rain was intense. It flowed down the steep driveway of the Knight’s Inn outside my window. I bought breakfast sandwiches to have for breakfast—the hotel’s offerings were just too underwhelming. Continue reading
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That Mr. Goodbar Made Me Furious! (Day 25)
3/11/2023 Saturday Do I have the energy to write this on my zero day, after six days in the Smokies? Yes. Apparently. Continue reading
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Colonics Here! Get Your Free Smoky Mountain Colonics Here! (Day 24)
3/10/2023 Friday Do you remember that old queer rights chant, “out of the closets and into the streets!” from, I wanna say, the 1970s? Take that same cadence and chant, “out of the Smokies and on with our lives!” It was eleven miles (rounding up) from Cosby Knob to Standing Bear Farm, where I planned… Continue reading
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The Mysteries of Tricorner Knob (Day 23)
3/9/2023 Thursday I’m writing this from my tent, perched on a small parcel of level ground nestled between dramatically swooping inclines covered in, you guessed it, rhododendrons. The shelter is above me in the ravine and I can hear the sounds of friendly hiker chatter (there’s a ridge runner here who used to be an… Continue reading
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A Dusty Traveler Amidst the Throngs (Day 22)
3/8/2023 Wednesday We have now had four full days in the Smokies, with no rain, in March. Is this because I saved those orphans from that boxcar? All I did was call child protective services. Continue reading
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A View from Clingmans Dome (Day 21)
3/7/2023 Tuesday Today’s conditions made for an unusual hike. It was sort of like hiking on the moon in the sense of a dark side and a light side. One minute it’s frigid and windy, the next minute you cross to the other side of a ridge and it’s sunny and warm. Couldn’t ever get… Continue reading
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Ups and Downs (Day 20)
3/6/2023 Monday Several people at the shelter area last night decided to pre-dig their cat holes after they saw me do it. I found an old shovel head in the shelter (the handle being long gone) and used that. Continue reading
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Good Golly, Don’t Miss Mollies Ridge Shelter Area (Day 19)
3/5/2023 Sunday Finished packing and caught the first shuttle back to the trail at 9AM. It really was a kindness that they don’t have an earlier one. I would have felt pressure to be on it. As it is I slept in until 8:15! Though, I had to get out of bed at 4:30AM to… Continue reading
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Midnight in the Devil’s Tater Patch (Day 18)
3/4/2023 Saturday Amy, the owner of Wing and Hoof, prepared us a hearty little breakfast bar with sausage and bacon cooked to perfection. I’m still thinking about it. Bill had carried on the small talk on the way to the hostel last night. I took up the work on the way back to the trail… Continue reading
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Après Moi, le Déluge!—But Not Really (Day 17)
3/3/2023 Friday As I began the long climb out of the NOC, the rain held off and I felt a kind of thermal equilibrium—the damp and cold were exactly right to counterbalance the heat created by my body. I listened to a new playlist I created last night as I climbed. Best new song of… Continue reading
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Here’s What’s Gonna Happen (Day 16)
3/2/2023 Thursday Will found our accommodations last night severely wanting. Continue reading
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Completely Empty Your Bowels Every Morning with This One Weird Old Trick (Try It Tonight! It’s Genius!) (Day 15)
3/1/2023 Wednesday The landscape is becoming less familiar to me because I’ve reached the point where Trip and I started hiking together (back in 2021) and we were chatting away (and paying less attention to the scenery). Continue reading
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The First Fortnight (Day 14)
2/28/2023 Tuesday The guy at the BnB made Will and me a lovely breakfast with fresh fruit and fresh biscuits. Portions could have been a little larger but they’re not used to hikers. I took him up on his offer of a fresh cherry tart. Continue reading
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Franklin, My Dear, I Do Give a Damn (Day 13)
2/27/2023 Monday Woke up at 5:30 and talked with Mom on the phone in the dark while walking around the empty hotel parking lot in warm humid weather. Or maybe it was colder but I’ve just gotten used to being outdoors. Continue reading
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100 Miles (Day 12)
2/26/2023 Sunday The rain ceased overnight. The winds got drier as morning arrived, to the degree that the rainfly began drying. There were lots of folks at the shelter area. A small shelter and privy surrounded by tent sites tucked amid low shrubbery and rhododendron. The higher numbers feel more normal for the AT. Continue reading
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I’m Doug Cloud, an inveterate thru-hiker, believer in The One Trail, writer, rhetorician, researcher. This blog catalogs my journeys, particularly my 2023 1500-mile hike on the Appalachian and Colorado Trails. Other journeys may be added. Or not. I go by several mottoes as a thru-hiker:
1. Work the problem.
2. Throw money at the problem.
3. Go for an FKT (funnest known time).
4. ABC (always be thru-hiking).
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